Dear Harry #1
By Harold J. “Harry” Pemberton III, Editor-in-Chief Welcome to my brand-new advice corner, “Ask Harry.” You send in...
Month: September 2025
US Politics Explained Entirely Through Olive Garden’s Unlimited Breadsticks Policy
By: Marjorie Pickens, National Correspondent, Bethel Truth Teller America is divided. Left, right, rural, urban, TikTok vs....
Opinion: Facebook’s Anonymous Feature is Just the Digital Klan Robe
By Harold Jennings, Editor-in-Chief, Bethel Truth Teller Ah yes, Facebook, the great digital town square where your Aunt...
BREAKING: First Selectman Dan Carter Caught Living Double Life as College Baseball Star
By Tony “Stats” Romano, Sports Editor BETHEL — In a stunning revelation that has rocked both the world of local...
Local Hero Summons Barstool Pizza Bro
By Staff Reporter: Clarissa Penwright, Senior Crust Correspondent A mysterious Bethel teen hero is on a mission to put our...
From the Editor’s Desk
By Harold J. Pemberton III, Editor-in-Chief Citizens of Bethel, It is with the utmost gravity and a freshly pressed bowtie...